congratulate me guys

i’ve somehow managed to make my entire family hate me

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

(Source: lawebloca, via octoberharvestwitch)

train-eat-sleep:

This is SO important for people to realize…so often i have had people ask me why they are the same weight as myself or someone else, but they wear a different size, or complain that they look so very different. Body composition people, and skeletal structure. We are each unique. Don’t ever compare yourself to someone else in a negative way. 

train-eat-sleep:

This is SO important for people to realize…so often i have had people ask me why they are the same weight as myself or someone else, but they wear a different size, or complain that they look so very different. Body composition people, and skeletal structure. We are each unique. Don’t ever compare yourself to someone else in a negative way. 

(Source: artist-refs, via edrecoveryprobs)

she-s-a-shy-one:

saskiadesiree:

pizza-party-for-one:

gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg:

pitysects:

except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically analyze your choices.

^ yep

except actually you don’t because for a lot of people, the patriarchy isn’t even a factor, they just like the feeling of wearing lipstick or shaving their legs or fucking smiling. get down off your fucking cynical holier-than-thou white horse and realise that sometimes people do things /because they want to feel good/ u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit


^yep

she-s-a-shy-one:

saskiadesiree:

pizza-party-for-one:

gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg:

pitysects:

except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically analyze your choices.

^ yep

except actually you don’t because for a lot of people, the patriarchy isn’t even a factor, they just like the feeling of wearing lipstick or shaving their legs or fucking smiling. get down off your fucking cynical holier-than-thou white horse and realise that sometimes people do things /because they want to feel good/ u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

u obscenely lamentable fuckbiscuit

^yep

(Source: omgstopembarrassingyourself)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via pelennorfeels)

audriesayshi:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

oh my god this is adorable! 

audriesayshi:

squidfiction:

booougbad:

Well

I was about to scroll past but then I got it.

oh my god this is adorable! 

(Source: i-am-no-stranger, via imthehero-ofmystory)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via mondo-s)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via queenofvanillasparkles)

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

(via musicalsandhpandstuff)