heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

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dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

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lamelohan:

me: schools hard

parents: well when i was in schoo-

me:

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undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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explosm:

By Dave! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

explosm:

By Dave! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

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deepfriedtwinkie:

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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rapunzol:

"Isn’t she lovely?"
James, upon seeing Lily ♥ She’s just too gorgeous to resist

rapunzol:

"Isn’t she lovely?"

James, upon seeing Lily ♥ She’s just too gorgeous to resist

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"1,225%"

That’s how much the price of college in America has increased over the past 4 decades

That is not a typo. 

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lawebloca:

German Shepherd Helps Maltese Puppy Escape Her Cage *** video ***

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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