New Headcanon

leeriverofwordsjordan:

The only reason the Slytherin  banner wasn’t in the Room of Requirement was the brave ones had to keep up appearances and were double agents.They never stayed in the room overnight.

(via speaking-in-forked-tongues)

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

(via thebaconsandwichofregret)

it’s freezing here

My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

(via thebaconsandwichofregret)

slythgeek:

I know that has shades of “not all Slytherins”, but let’s get something straight here.  We’re talking about fiction.  We’re talking about a group that was given no chance to be portrayed in a positive light.  Sure we’re TOLD that they had past glories like winning House Cups and Quidditch Cups.  Sure, Voldemort came from that house, and we’re TOLD how all of his followers (for some stupid reason) were Slytherin.  But in the stories, as written, Slytherins are degraded by pretty much everyone.  Except when Voldemort is in charge, they are complete outcasts (though a few apparently have money).  Just SAYING that a group of people is the enemy because they supposedly did bad things in the past doesn’t make me feel like the characters in Harry Potter live in a “Slytherinarchy”.  It makes me feel like this group of people has gotten painted with a bad brush and has now been outcast and punished for the actions of some of their members.  In fact, it almost looks as thought Gryffindor rules the Wizarding World.  Life isn’t good for Slytherins under Voldemort either (making me wonder what the heck charismatic thing he did to get them on his side in the first place).  It’s almost like they follow him because they are desperate not to be treated badly due to their heritage.

Something I disliked about the whole mistreatment of Slytherin was the fact that they were hated despite what happened in Hogwarts before Harry entered school-you can’t win the House Cup by being a House full of asshats. Being Snape’s babies wouldn’t have made up for the House points lost otherwise if the house was as totally awful as they are portrayed within the series.

(via speaking-in-forked-tongues)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett, via regretful-mornings)

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

(via mondo-s)

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

For those of you who are wondering why my blog is filled with constant mango shenanigans, THIS is why. After receiving literally hundreds of pictures of these dreaded fruits, I would like to tell you, now I could identify these things in my sleep. You can stop sending me them now. And, for the record, nearly a year later:
image I have become one with the mango.

(via mondo-s)

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

(via mondo-s)

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

(via mondo-s)